At Johnny D’s, a young woman leaned over the bar, almost grabbed my arm as I walked past.

“Hey!” she said, “What’s the matter . . . you won’t say hi?

For a second I thought she must be someone I should know, possibly a customer from years back that I couldn’t place now.

“Hey, there,” I said, just in case.

On closer look, I knew I wouldn’t have forgotten her.  With such a pretty face, her auburn hair fell over one shoulder.  She was wearing a loose white shirt, and while she spoke she moved just slightly beneath it, as though listening to some internal music.

“I’m sorry,” I smiled, “Do I know you?”

“Not yet,” she laughed, and looked into my eyes.

We talked for a minute about nothing much.

When I finished a waitstaff round, she was still looking at me so I went back.  Maybe she didn’t feel like sitting alone — bartenders are usually good for quick companionship, easy conversation.

A few minutes later, a businessman sat beside her and she immediately started talking with him.  She laughed and touched his hand repeatedly as he quickly warmed up.

Then two young men sat down on the other side.  She turned and started talking with both of them.

A hunch was beginning to take shape.

She turned back and forth between the three of them, and when a second businessman joined the first she somehow managed to juggle all four.  I kept an eye on them; this could turn into trouble.  Guys can be territorial about someone like her.

Everyone seemed to be having a good time.  The men vied for her attention.  They seemed surprised that this young woman in her mid-twenties had come on to them.

Johnny D’s isn’t a pick-up joint.  Lots of people end up meeting, but we’re known more as a music club.  People come in to dance and listen to the bands.  Her behavior stood out in our crowd.  She was a knock-out, . . . she was bright, funny, so full of life that she was bursting at the seams.  She could have gotten anyone’s attention just sitting there.  Why did these guys get so lucky?

Because she didn’t want to wait.  She wanted all of their attention, right now.

I’ve seen a few former dancers in the bars.  Usually there are small signs that give them away.  I’ve seen them talk with guys you couldn’t imagine they were remotely interested in.

I remember one very attractive woman years ago — she was such a pleasant person at the bar — but she was determined to engage any man within reach.  I once watched her turn and talk with the guy on the left, while at the same time reaching back to put her hand on the knee of the man on the right.  She’d just been talking with him.  She didn’t want to lose either one of them.

Maybe the attention made her feel good about herself . . . but no, it was more than that.  It was as though if she couldn’t keep the attention of a man — every man  — then she didn’t exist.  One night she got little buzzed and confessed that she’d been a nude dancer at a club in Providence, and suddenly it all made sense.

Back at Johnny D’s, the young woman in the white blouse was even more relaxed and I watched her continue.  As I walked by I overheard her talking to the two young guys.  “Two can be done,” she said, “ . . . one in the pink, and one in the stink.”

Where did that come from?  This innocent-looking woman — how did she come up with a line like that?

The guys almost choked, but then began to laugh.  I figured it wasn’t a monetary proposition.  She was just flirting, and by now she really had them going.

I was amazed with her ability to work these men.  She immediately discovered the key to each guy’s interest and exploited it to the hilt.  Did he hope to get laid?  Did he want to brag about his job?  Through raw instinct or cunning calculation she kept each of them leaning toward her.

One of the group left, and she was visibly disappointed.

I watched her gather herself, then immediately double her efforts to keep the rest involved.  She was like a hostess at a party after an important guest leaves, now determined that those remaining don’t get the same idea.

I once dated a dancer over a summer break during my college years.  I remember when she first told me she was a dancer, it sounded like she was saying, “I’m a stripper . . . You want to date me, don’t you?”

We did go out, and one night I went to see her work.  When I was at the bar, watching the other dancers while she was backstage, the bartender came over to me.  “Everyone thinks they’re jet-setters, high-rollers, because of the way they look,” he told me, “But most of them lead pretty sparse lives.”

“Some of them just manage to get by, living in run-down rooms. They’re just ordinary girls.”

I figured the one I was with must have told him we were dating.  In his own way, he was trying to put in a good word for her.

She was wild, this summer dancer.  She was a lot of fun when she had a few drinks and definitely uninhibited in the sack, but in the mornings, she’d be crippled by sadness.  Sometimes she’d talk about her childhood, her ex-husband, her life, and she’d just start crying.  I’d hold her in my arms, and rock her back and forth.

I’m sure it’s not the same for every dancer, or ex-dancer, but it’s true enough about many of them.  When you’re young and you learn that the foxy lady at your bar was once a stripper, your ears perk up.  Your first thought, “Maybe tonight’s my night!

As you get older you’re more likely to think “Do I really want to get involved?”

Now the young woman at Johnny D’s was too relaxed.  She’d had three drinks in two hours, but she was definitely buzzed.  Maybe she was taking pills, or was on medication.  She was becoming a little loopy.

When she asked for another drink, I leaned forward to talk with her discretely.  “I think I‘m going to hold off on that,” I said, “For tonight anyway.”

“You‘re shutting me off?”  She seemed surprised, but perhaps not entirely.

“I thought you liked me,” she said, “I thought we were friends.  I can’t believe you’re shutting me off.”

“I want to make sure you get home OK,” I told her, “I don’t want you to wake up tomorrow with any regrets.”

As I stood across from her, I was wishing I could help her in some way.

I stood there wondering if there was something I could say or do that would make this better, at least for tonight.

But this wasn’t the time or place, and I doubted I was the person anyway.  Best thing for her right now was exactly what I was doing.

“I do like you,“ I said, “But I think it’s time to stop while we’re all still ahead.”

“Really?” she asked softly, as though she couldn’t quite believe it.  She seemed so disappointed, still looking in my eyes.  “You’re sure?”

“Yea, I’m sure.” I said.  I gave her a light pat on the back of her hand.  “Want me to call you a cab?”

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  1. Starbucks8294 says:

    Great story, dude. Put me right back behind the bar where I could smell her perfume.

  2. Dean says:

    The ending was quieter than I expected from the post title, but it was interesting to follow. Lots going on in your bars. Enjoyed it.

  3. Colleen says:

    The post wasn’t your typical “stripper in a bar” story. I wasn’t sure if she was an attention seeker or stripper until she uttered that obscene line!! How raunchy!

  4. David says:

    Attention is a vicious drug and the addiction can be as strong as any other. I’ve known my share of current and former dancers. I think you hit the nail on the head. The worst part is that they recieve so much more attention at work that they doubt anyone would give them any if they weren’t dancing naked for them. When they find someone who will they seem to tolerate anything. Too many follow the same path they have seen others take. They swear it will never happen to them until they find themselves working the day shift at a second rate club at 30 and supporting the one person they trust can love them unconditionally, but won’t find a job to contribute.

    I stopped going to strip clubs because I got to know too many strippers.

  5. Llylak says:

    I agree with two of the earlier comments, and I too am glad that you didn’t approach this as a typical stripper-in-a-bar post. Like Colleen I wasn’t sure the girl was a stripper or ex-stripper until her brassy suggestion to the young men. That came from a life (or former life) at odds with her present appearance. David commented on the sad element in this and the ending of your post has the same tone. It was sad overall, but worth the read.

  6. Joel Deppen says:

    Seen it many times. They think they’re getting away with something by taking the quick and easy way but few get away it. They end up screwed up and hurt. People are smarter today, they know how much extra baggage is carried by the girls in this life style.

  7. DAbertini says:

    You all are so serious it’s only another bar story. This is what the bar life is like. Deal with it.

  8. MikeQ says:

    Starbucks: Glad you enjoyed it, my friend. Thanks for continuing to visit, and comment.

    Dean: Never a dull moment . . . you’re right about that. Thanks for stopping by.

    Colleen: I think I screwed up, Colleen. I didn’t make it clear enough how much her behavior stood out, perked up the antennae. That one line was the capper, though. I had to force a blank face and keep on walking . . . they have no idea how much we hear.

    David: I don’t think most people realize how often restaurant/club workers run into the dancers . . . they like to go out like everyone else. It is sometimes hard to watch how they manage their lives, especially when you meet one that would be so much better off if they left all that behind. They don’t though, do they? (How’s your new book, TIPS2 (squared), doing? A waiter/bartender at the club bought a copy and he loved it. As did I.)

    Llylak: As always, a thoughtful comment from you Lly. Thanks. (I’m glad I’ve at least temporarily redeemed myself . . . although there are more “sports” stories probably coming in the future.) : )

    Joel: Welcome, Joel . . . glad you decided to pull up a stool and join us.

    DAbertini: Yup, it is just the bar life, DA . . . but it’s sometimes hard to watch, and you feel that now and then behind the bar. I remember at the time I wished I knew her well enough to offer a suggestion. I wanted to say, “Just relax, let them come to you, you’re gorgeous, you’re bright.” Maybe she would have started making more substantial connections.

  9. MasonTD says:

    I’m with DA, what can you do its not always pretty. Life goes on hope for the best etc etc etc.

  10. Joe Sixtop says:

    Wow, dude. Even better than the usual high quality posts your fans have learned to expect.

    • MikeQ says:

      Mason: Hope for the best, you’re right about that. Sometimes there’s little else you can do.

      Joe Sixtop: Thanks so much, Joe. I’m a fan of your site and have it on my blogroll, but I can’t figure out how to comment (it asks me to select a “profile” . . . Yahoo!, WordPress, etc.) I’ll try one more time and then maybe email you. I always look foward to your posts.

  11. Ally says:

    Are you sure that first woman wasn’t a prostitute? Strippers generally don’t care about attention unless they are getting paid for it.

  12. FicklePickle97 says:

    Sex workers are 55% more likely to have or develop psychopathic personalities, such as Borderline Personality Disorder, Narcissist, Sociopath . . . . You were seeing her personality… Men who’d consider dating or marrying one of these women, should run for the hills.

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