- ABOUT THIS BLOG
- Everyone has done it – you’re in a bar, looking for a scrap of paper to write a woman's name and phone number on, or just want to make a note to yourself so you don’t forget something. You grab a cocktail napkin.
- (In the TV series The West Wing, a political consultant decides that Jed Bartlet – played by Martin Sheen – should run for President. He takes a cocktail napkin and writes down the slogan, “Bartlet for America.”)
- I work in bars. Over the years, I’ve accumulated enough of my own cocktail-napkin notes to fill six liquor bottle boxes.
- Here are the people and stories that wound up in those notes -- real-life characters like Jackie Rabbit and Maude the Broad, the narcotics cops Paul and Sonny, mafia guys, some shameless tramps and one suicidal young man. You'll meet an old-time boxer who wants to take me into the gym to teach me his trade, and a woman who thinks God is on the stool next to her, urging her to have one more whiskey and ginger. It's life behind the taps.
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- LIFE ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN, the book—a story of the joyous, free-spirited, and sometimes unsettling early years in the life of a city bartender in the 1970s— is now available on Amazon
- DANNY (sample chapter)
- BLINDFOLDS AND BINDINGS (and then a big step)
- THE BRUTAL LESSON (last sample chapter)
- A PAIR OF LADIES’ PANTIES . . .
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BARTENDER-Larger-Than-Life (Aaron Bardolino)
Everything about Aaron was a bit over the top — the way he acted, the way he dressed, the way he talked. Consider his girlfriend. He’d met her back in junior high when they were both around eleven or twelve … Continue reading
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CONFUCIUS IN THE HOUSE (and other bar stool philosophers)
“I know it’s early,” Stacey said when she woke me up. She kept gently shaking my shoulder. “I know it’s early . . . and I hate to do this,” she said. It was eight o’clock in the morning and … Continue reading
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IT’S HIGH TIDE behind the bar
(A couple of weeks ago we told a story about being in the weeds while making fresh-squeezed OJ. That got me thinking about all the difficult shifts that happen on this job. This is another of them . . . … Continue reading
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BLUE MOON DINER, and hitting on Big Sam’s girlfriend
Before becoming a bartender, I took time off from my college years to travel as the road manager of a local rock band. The band was called “Wool” — Neil Diamond was our producer. Here’s a story from those days … Continue reading
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IN THE WEEDS (with fresh-squeezed OJ)
Bartending should be fun — and it is fun, especially when there’s music in the background, a lively crowd, and those dollar bills keep piling up in in the tip jar. It can also be hard work, a daunting challenge … Continue reading
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